Monday, April 12, 2010

Why Tiger Woods New Commercial Is Awesome and Everyone Else Is A Retard

OK, Ok, there is all this bullshit backlash over the new Tiger Woods commercial from Nike. They say its either jabbing at Tiger (By they I mean a plethora of internet fucking idiot retard fucks) or being manipulative (usually coming from some hipster douchbags who couldnt swing a golf club even if it was coming out of their boyfriends ass). This whole Tiger scandal is BULLSHIT. I dont care if he fucked one, or twenty skanky waitresses. I don’t care if he had some dirty texts (LIKE YOU FUCKING DONT HIPOCRITICAL FUCKS) All I care about is that bass ass motherfucker is best thing to happen to Golf since that cute Canteen Girl I buy beer from on the course. This commercial, this concept is amazing. The guy had his dirty laundry dumped on his lawn. He had something private shown to all eyes for them to pass judgment. But despite his fuck up (and I ain’t denying its a fuck up) Nike stuck by him. That’s fuckin loyalty. And this commercial, taking the voice of his father, getting right up in Tigers face, staring out at the whole world after all this shit. This man is a FUCKING CHAMPION. This man is a legend.

Until Next Time I Remain… Fuckin like Tigga Woodssssssssss!