I can see this happening when I neglect her for Starcraft 2. And all you other guys out there should be prepared as well when our facebook status’s change from In A Relationship to Single mere days after Blizzard mentally fucks us with Starcraft 2. It will start with a simple “Sorry babe, I ain’t feelin well” to “Yeah, I have polio so I cant come to your birthday / Bat Mitzvah”. The amount of guys getting dumped after this game comes out is going to be so high, they should send out a USB Fleshlight with every SC2 purchase, just to keep their player sane after that asshole from Connecticut ZERG RUSHES AGAIN! FUCK! For all you newly single guys affected by Blizzards ability to seep crack through the keyboard every time we play their games, I say FUCK GIRLS! Human Kerrigan will keep us warm… (or Zerg Kerrigan if you are into that sort of thing.)
I dont know if its because crazy girls are to my dick what chicken is to black people, but is this chick kinda cute? Cause we know shes single… JUST SAYIN
Until Next Time I Remain… Achilles