Hey yall, I got some hardcore moving going on lately and I gotta say… movies suck balls. Not like all of them. Just a shitload of them. If there was a bucket that could fit kathy bates cottage cheese cannons, it would be overflow if i tried to put every terrible movie I have seen this year into it. LETSGO!
Title: The Love Guru
Info: IMBD
Why It Sucked: What? You need a fucking explanation beyond the trailer?! The Character the love guru, and how he came about was awesome. What was gay was the stupidest cliche, redone jokes over and over again. Every joke was a pun, or some dumb acronym or some rehashed Austin Powers joke. I laughed once. ONCE and that was because John Oliver is awesome.
Redeeming Factors: There is a tiny east Indian man in me that got off on Jessica Alba in a sari running through fields as i chase her giggling and singing Hindi songs in falsetto along the way. Goddamn she looked good. I wanted to give Mr. Alba two goats and a box of Gulab Jamun and make an honest woman out of her when i saw that. yum yum.
Man this post was smaller than Iains penis.
UNNNNNNTIL NEXT TIMEEEEEEE I remainnnnnn…… The Blog Guru