Best Female director is like worlds bravest Frenchmen. No one ever holds them to same standards. Know who the best female director is? Sophia Capolla. That woman has INSANE TALENT! (except Marie Antoinette. Treat that one like my Prom Date. We all make mistakes assholes) AND she came out of Francis Ford Capollas penis (or however babies are made these days) so it automatically makes her awesome. But the woman who directed ‘Point Break’ wins BEST DIRECTOR. SERIOUSLY?! She chose scenes in that movie that Michael Bay would have approved of! And he came out of his own penis!
And although the best movies this year got snubbed (500 Days of Summer, The Horse Boy, More Than A Game and District 9) We can all agree that the Razzies are awesome. Mr Bay got to take home the awards for worst director and worst movie, and Ms. Bullock got to take home Worst Actress, and actually accepted the award (although Halle Berry did as well) and had a pretty decent time laughing about it.
I am still worried about Katheryn Bigelow (the cousin of Deuce Bigelow) winning best director. First its an academy award, next they think they are people. And don’t get me wrong, I love women. Just not when they talk.
Here is a full list of Razzie Winners.
Until Next Time I Remain… Never getting laid again for making stupid jokes.