Facebook fan pages are fucking stupid.
I didn’t really have more to write about that, but when I see someone who joins the page “I like to nap” I want to reach through the fucking screen and Chris Brown the shit out of them. Everyone likes to fucking nap (except me, I actually hate sleeping. Not joking) you don’t need to announce it to the Goddamn world.
So aside from the retards making the worlds most useless fucking groups ever that have no meaning or semblance of anything, there comes a couple sprouts of cleverness. Coral Anne started a group saying “Can This Pickle get more fans than Nickelback?” mostly as a joke, since Nickelbacks fan page had well over a million fans. Well lo’ and behold, Pickleback ended up beating out Nickelback (with 1.5 million fans).
Of course if one person does it a bunch of unimaginative idiots start doing it too. This has spawned countless iterations for Justin Beiber, Obama, Cheryl Cole, etc… but my favourite:
Can this apple get more fans tha- NO SHUT UP.
Well said.
Until Next Time I Remain… Pickled.