No he is not going to hell… yet. Turns out the only thing in the world I would ever love (My dog) isn’t allowed to come up the pearly gates with me (assuming I get in). Luckily as the horsemen ride in to drag your non believing, sodomizing souls down to hell where you belong (I’m looking at you Buddhists) there are some atheist do-gooders who get to sit by and watch while the pious go to heaven and the rest of you go to hell. And these of God’s forsaken children will pet sit for you while you are away! …for all eternity.
You can’t make this shit up. There is ACTUALLY a group of people in over 22 states that are willing to look after your pet after the world ends (unless its a serpent. Go figures). And just who are these people? Well they go through a pre-screening process: No criminal background, all animal lovers, non smokers, etc. Unfortunately this little guy is going to hell.
(Its because your owner was a Scientologist and is now in hell)
How much will your pets chance at being saved when the world ends? Only $110.00!! Hell that’s a bargain! And only $15 for each addtional pet? Man these are good people. Sign me up!
Source: [Eternal Earth Bound Pets]