Friday, February 26, 2010

The Unholy Union

Take two things I hate… lets see… Kirsten Dunst and McG. Put them in Japan with a shitty cosplay costume and what do you get?! A fucking disaster. Seriously how did this happen!? Take McG. He is given some of the greatest things in the world:

  • The Terminator Franchise with a massive budget
  • Batman and Perseus (or Jake Sully for all you Avatarians)
  • Danny Elfman (Composer for Simpsons theme, Spiderman, Sleepy Hollow, etc.)
  • Michael Wilkinson (A wicked costume designer, he did Watchmen and Tron Legacy)

AND FUCKING RUINS THEM! I love all those things and he destroyed them for me. He also made the OC suck in later seasons. JUST SAYIN!

Now to make matters worse add in the worst actress in history. That's right, the one who said THAT IF SHE WASNT IN SPIDERMAN IT WOULD HAVE BOMBED. LIKE SHE WAS THAT FUCKING INTEGRAL. What do these things have in common?

THIS.

I hate it. And I hate you for watching it.

Until Next Time I Remain… Unhappy!