Monday, November 9, 2009

Trailers for 11/09/09

Despicable Me

  (Official Website / IMDB)

Ohhhhh Steve Carell. You are so awesome in movies, why must you do silly silly movies? Am I not paying enough for ‘The Office’ box sets? Man that story arc on Gossip Girl where Serena is trying to find her dad is dumb. What? Oh the cast of this movie looks UNREAL, but still… slapstick humor? It will probably fall short.

Trailer #2

Trailer

 

Salt

IMDB

Oh Angelina Jolie, if I ever doubted your hotness from ‘Hackers’ to ‘Changling’ I am sorry. I am sorry for ever thinking we didn’t need you anymore because we have Megan Fox. When you make things explode, it makes me happy inside. You will always be my Mrs. Smith. Or Dey. Whatever. ~Love Avi

 

Teaser

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

Official Website / IMDB

Here at ROFLcast, I make jokes. I tease things for being silly a ludicrous, and whatnot. But sometimes, as hard as I try. I cannot. Why you ask? Is it because I have seen something so epic, that I am lost for words? No. It’s because like my Prom Date I don’t fuck with things that are too easy. POP

 

 

Trailer

It's Complicated

(Official Website / IMDB)

Ewww old people having sex. Even if it is Meryl and Baldwin. The good Baldwin. Eww. I am all for older people finding happiness. But ewww. And Hollywood: STOP permitting infidelity. Cheating is bad. And women who cheat are HARLOTS! And guys who cheat are plaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaas! But seriously. Old people. Gross.

 

Trailer 2

Trailer

 

Brothers

IMDB

Here is something fun: How to ruin a movie? Is it have two leads who can’t act? Nooooooo. Is it putting Queen Amidala between two guys who were cast as Spiderman? Nooooo. Is it casting Bubble Boy? Noooooo. Its making a fucking horrible second trailer with a cheezy voice over when the first trailer wasn’t that bad. Then give away the entire film in 1 Minute. The End.

Trailer 2

Trailer

 

Until Next Time I Remain… Salty