Mike Newell you fucking hack, you fucked up ‘Harry Potter’ and “Love in the Time of Cholera” was as bad as “Mona Lisa Smile”. Which you also directed. Instead of blowing Jake Gyllenhall who hasn’t done a good movie since Donnie Darko, try making a movie that doesn’t fucking suck.
Watch: First Peek at Prince of Persia
Oh and Jake? You look like an even gayer version of Jared Leto in Alexander. Much much much gayer.
Fuck you.
Until Next Time I Remain… Pissed off that another one of my favorite games becomes a fucking parody.