Kk, So here is part 1 of the semi finals, some pretty badass stuff. YEAH BRITAINS GOT TALENT IS BADASSSSSS!
Watch: Natalie Okri
I actually feel kinda embarrassed for her. I mean it was cute for like… 10 seconds. Any longer than that and its just sad. Like when I beg my girlfriend for sex.
Watch: Faces Of Disco
They made Matthew McConaughey proud. Holy shit that is hard to spell. Also comically big heads make me laugh.
Watch: Nick Hell
I’ll say this, and not to be prejudice but midgets with died hair and piercings scare me because they remind me of the telepath in “Warlock”. This is probably the worst act.
Watch: Darth Jackson
The novelty of seeing Vader do “Thriller” with a bunch of imerpial storm troopers is just too sweet to pass. Even though Darth blew at dancing.
Watch: Sue Son
Sue Son is the unintentionally funnest name ever. I’m rooting for her for two reasons: she plays violin, and she looks like my friend Vicki. Well that could be because they all look the same. Violinists that is. What did you think I meant?
Watch: Julia Naidenko
I love Simons Peeeeeervy eyes. AMANDA WAS JUST JEALOUS. And her accent is hawwwwwwt.
Watch: Diversity
I’ve seen 2 seasons of “America’s Best Dance Crew” and almost 10 whole episodes of “So You Think You Can Dance?” which technically makes me qualified as a dancing expert. And Although they were good, they could cut their crew down by half and still do the performance. TRIM THA FAT!
Watch: Susan Boyle
Gotta save the Boyle for last :)
PS… before I forget: The Results, I’m shocked about Natalie. Bad choice. Maybe she will get mono and wont be able to compete. Maybe.
Until Next Time, I Remain… Talented