Oh look, Twilight got a billion nominations. Maybe its because its an MTV MOVIE!? Such rigged bullshit. Now I know some of you might disagree with my picks, but remember, this isn’t the Oscars. And the Batman Joker fight wasn’t a fight. it was a pummeling. So I picked Pineapple Express. On AND VIN DIESEL FUCKIN RULES!!!!
BEST MOVIE
- The Dark Knight
- High School Musical 3: Senior Year
- Iron Man
- Slumdog Millionaire
- Twilght
BEST MALE PERFORMANCE
- Christian Bale for The Dark Knight
- Robert Downey Jr. for Iron Man
- Shia LaBeouf for Eagle Eye
- Vin Diesel for Fast & Furious
- Zac Efron for High School Musical 3: Senior Year
BEST FEMALE PERFORMANCE
- Angelina Jolie for Wanted
- Anne Hathaway for Bride Wars
- Kate Winslet for The Reader
- Kristen Stewart for Twilight
- Taraji P. Henson for The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
BEST VILLAIN
- Derek Mears for Friday the 13th
- Dwayne Johnson for Get Smart
- Heath Ledger for The Dark Knight
- Johnathon Schaech for Prom Night
- Luke Goss for Hellboy II: The Golden Army
BEST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE
- Amy Poehler for Baby Mama
- Anna Faris for The House Bunny
- James Franco for Pineapple Express
- Jim Carrey for Yes Man
- Steve Carell for Get Smart
BEST FIGHT
- Anne Hathaway vs. Kate Hudson, Bride Wars
- Christian Bale vs. Heath Ledger, The Dark Knight
- Robert Pattinson vs. Cam Gigandet, Twilight
- Ron Perlman vs. Luke Goss, Hellboy II: The Golden Army
- Seth Rogen and James Franco vs. Danny McBride, Pineapple Express
BEST KISS
- Angelina Jolie and James McAvoy, Wanted
- Freida Pinto and Dev Patel, Slumdog Millionaire
- James Franco and Sean Penn, Milk
- Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, Twilight
- Paul Rudd and Thomas Lennon, I Love You, Man
- Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron, High School Musical 3: Senior Year
BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE, FEMALE
- Amanda Seyfried for Mamma Mia!
- Ashley Tisdale for High School Musical 3: Senior Year
- Freida Pinto forSlumdog Millionaire
- Kat Dennings for Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist
- Miley Cyrus for Hannah Montana: The Movie
- Vanessa Hudgens for High School Musical 3: Senior Year
BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE, MALE
- Ben Barnes for The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
- Bobb'e J. Thompson for Role Models
- Dev Patel for Slumdog Millionaire
- Robert Pattinson for Twilight
- Taylor Lautner for Twilight
BEST WTF MOMENT
- Peeing In The Sink, Amy Poehler in Baby Mama
- Curved Bullet Kill, Angelina Jolie in Wanted
- Jumping In The Poop Shed, Ayush Mahesh Khedekar in Slumdog Millionaire
- Tasting Decapitated Head, Ben Stiller in Tropic Thunder
- Naked Break Up, Jason Segel and Kristen Bell in Forgetting Sarah Marshall
BEST SONG FROM A MOVIE
- A.R. Raham "Jai Ho", Slumdog Millionaire
- Bruce Springsteen "The Wrestler", The Wrestler
- Miley Cyrus "The Climb", Hannah Montana: The Movie
- Paramore "Decode", Twilight