Yes that's me with the unreleased game. Why? Because I'm the greatest space commander in the quadrant. You have all probably heard that Little Big Planet is delayed because the game has a song in it that quotes the Q'uran. Although we don't know what the specific quote is, we can all assume it has something to do with Infidels and Cheeto's. Those camel jockeys sure love their Cheeto's.... heh racism is fun. THAT being said, the game is FREAKING AMAZING! Even with all the arabic yelling in the sound track. Seriously, Sony wasted millions printing these games and reprinting them because they are scared to offend a sect of people. Why would Muslims care if a tiny bean bag creature solves puzzles while listening to the holy word of Allen. Or Allah... nevermind, I'm pretty sure its Allen. If anything, they should feel FLATTERED!! I mean if my Scientology overlords allowed a sacred song from the iPod of the prophet Hubbard into Assasins Creed 2, I would buy that game in a heartbeat! At least I would have something to listen to during THE HALF HOUR TUTORIAL!
Well in the mean time, as we wait for the game that makes you a god like creationist and certifys that you have a comfy seat on the train to hell, watch this video to tide you over.
Until Next Time, I Remain... A Little Big... In the Pants