Every so often I find Triggers in events, peoples, places, or things that indicate to me that mankind, as a collective, is doomed to implode on itself in brimstone and hellfire. Occasionally I list off these reasons. Here is one of them:
- Offender: The Millionaires- Alcohol
- Reason: I… I think it’s kinda hot…
I feel the need to defend myself here, so lets give you some backstory. A friend of a friends blog called Farewell to Vegas (really funny shit, check it out) posted a song she found on quote “Cry Space” (hahaha brilliant) and absolutely despised. So I thought, hey, any post labled “Instant Birth Control” is worth checking out. I mean, I ain’t goona be no babys daddy. So I watched THIS video.
"ALCOHOL" Official Music Video by The MillionairesTwice.
That wasn’t what bothered me. What bothered me was when I was at work and started singing “Every time I’m at the bar, you wanna pay. Go ahead buy me a drink, you won’t get laid!” and thinking to myself: man they must have never gotten the roofie colada from Mike Stuckless before. Ok, so I kinda like the song. Before you shit in my mailbox about how retarded I am, consider this:
- The hook is kinda catchy
- You can actually feel the attitude of the girls through their vocals
- …2 of them are kinda hot.
Not the middle one though. She looks part Chinese or something. And she could stand to loose a few. and she has a mole. But the other ones? They look legal! the one on the right kinda looks like Hailey… not my Sarah’s boyfriend Hailey (seriously, who names a boy that?) but Hailey Hebert. She’s super cute… the one on the left seems like a crazy carefree bitch. Man that’s hot.
Hey. IF you don’t like it? Go fuck yourselves! ILL JUST TAKE OFF MY UNDERWEAR!!!!
